13. Moths, dead
When Alvy’s second wife, Robin, fails to achieve an orgasm, she blames it on street noise, and says that her analyst thinks she should move to the country. Alvy promptly lists the reasons that won’t be happening. “The country makes me nervous. There’s crickets. There’s no place to walk after dinner.” And then the killer: “There’s the screens with the dead moths behind them.”
12. Sharks, dead
Annie Hall added a lot to our lexicon, including the term “dead shark”. Flying back from Los Angeles, both Annie and Alvy realize their relationship is over. “A relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we have on our hands is a dead shark.”
11. Jeff Goldblum
Annie Hall was Sigourney Weaver’s first movie, but you need a magnifying glass to see her (the cinematographer Gordon Willis was a genius, but whiffed it by not giving us a closeup here). She also doesn’t have any lines. The young Jeff Goldblum, however, at least gets a few words. At Tony Lacey’s trendy LA party, he’s seen on the phone chewing gum and saying “I forgot my mantra”.
10. ‘I’m due back on the planet Earth’
The young Christopher Walken gets a whole scene, and it’s one of the best in the movie. As Annie’s brother Duane, he confesses to Alvy that, when driving, he has an urge to smash his car and explode into flames. His eerie delivery freaks Alvy out, setting up the great moment of panic when Duane drops Annie and Alvy off at the airport.
9. Winner of the Truman Capote lookalike contest
Some of the sweetest moments of Annie and Alvy’s blossoming romance are glimpses of them just wasting time. A scene in which the two of them sit on a park bench and quietly make fun of the New York weirdos they see may not be exactly nice, but it’s rather realistic. The great inside joke is that the “Truman Capote lookalike” was actually Truman Capote.
8. ‘Is there booing on there?’
Staunch New Yorker Woody Allen got a lot of his anger toward Los Angeles out through this film. When Alvy visits his friend Rob, now a sitcom producer, he is so revolted by the fake laughs added to the show’s soundtrack that it makes him physically ill. “Nobody laughs because the jokes aren’t funny,” Alvy argues but Rob shrugs it off: “That’s why this machine is dynamite.” Much to my shock, you can still hear laugh tracks on some mainstream television programs 40 years later.
7. ‘The Incas did it’
Though Woody Allen was always a man out of time, Annie Hall is still set in the 1970s. As such, it features the greatest cocaine gag in all of cinema. “What’s the kick of it?” Alvy asks as he shoves a little powder up his nose, only to immediately sneeze and blast $2,000 worth of the stuff all over the carpet.
6. Holiday meals
The best split-screen in Annie Hall comes when Alvy is at dinner with Annie’s healthy, “real American” family (“talkin’ swap meets and boat basins”) juxtaposed with Alvy’s frantic, high-volume table-bound Jewish battle royale. I can tell you from personal experience that Alvy’s mother shrieking “his wife has diabetes!” and pronouncing it “diabetiss” is excellent documentary film-making.
After a moment of cacophony the two sides begin to “speak” to one another, and the small talk leads to a discussion of how to spend the holidays. “You fast?” “Yeah, no food. To atone for our sins.” “What sins, I don’t understand?” “To tell you the truth, neither do we.”
5. Food critic
This scene is so perfect and so concentrated with jokes that some breeze by you the first time. One thing that only gets funnier each time you see it is when everyone is complimenting Mother Hall (Colleen Dewhurst) on the meal. With a standup comedian’s hand gestures, Alvy clears his throat, smacks his lips to say: “It’s dynamite ham!”
4. ‘If life were only like this’
The best sequence in Annie Hall is the one on the movie line. But maybe it’s just because it’s the longest. The film opens with a shock-and-awe bombardment of a comedy montage, a blazing first act only matched by the Coen brothers’ Raising Arizona. We finally catch a breath with this unedited static shot, in which Annie and Alvy bicker as a pseudo-intellectual dingus pontificates about art in an attempt to impress his date. When Alvy just can’t take any more (or maybe he doesn’t want to face up to Annie’s accusations?) he turns to the camera and asks: “What do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like this behind you?”
The pompous windbag (who happens to teach a class at Columbia called TV, edia and Culture) refuses to back down, particularly about his insights into Marshall McLuhan’s work. Luckily Alvy, has Marshall McLuhan standing behind a lobby placard, ready to tell this guy “you know nothing about my work!” and “how you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!”
It’s among the most gratifying scenes in all of cinema, and Woody Allen knows it, concluding: “Boy, if life were only like this!”
3. The Lobster
As with the Truman Capote bit, the most earnest scenes in Annie Hall are just everyday moments. And this one has the most bite. When the couple are trying to cook lobster at a rented beach house, one of the live creatures escapes, causing havoc in the kitchen. “Talk to him, you speak shellfish!” Alvy jokes to his non-kosher lover.
The scene is charming and hilarious, but made all the more poignant in counterpoint to a later scene, after the breakup. A repeat lobster accident happens when Alvy brings a different girl to the same house, and as he squirms and quips she stands there dumbfounded: “Are you joking, or what?”
2. Joey Nichols
When Alvy takes Annie and Rob “back” to his youth, he gets to see that bothersome friend of the family, Joey Nichols. Joey Nichols thinks that the fact his name is a homonym with “nickels” ought to blow any kid’s mind. “Nichols! You see? Nickels!” he bellows, slapping a nickel on his forehead. “You can always remember my name, just think of Joey Five Cents! That’s me! Joey Five Cents!”
The young Alvy Singer (nine-year-old Jonathan Munk) gets probably the biggest belly laugh in the whole picture when he sighs “whaaaaat an asshole!”
1. The rest of the country
Right before Alvy meets Annie for the first time, he’s engaged in another heated conversation with Rob about antisemitism. (See number 33 on this list.) In under five seconds, he gets to the truth about living in New York City. “Don’t you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re leftwing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way, sometimes. And I live here!” This throwaway is my favorite moment in the entire film.
Wand Vibration, A.K.A. Dirty Sex Toys and Your Proton Pack
“We use a large, vibrating egg.”
And so does this tutorial, basically. Get ready to enter euphemismville.
So, you want your particle thrower to throw off more than fancy lights, eh? Looking for something special to really make that pack work for you? You’ve probably seen some folks with fancy vibration systems built into their wands and always wanted just such a deal for your own proton pack. Here’s a quick and dirty (REALLY dirty) way to achieve your every hope and dream in this particular arena, mostly on the cheap.
What do you need?
– A front handle assembly, or at least the front handle tubing for your thrower
– A 3PDT pushbutton switch. Here’s one from Digikey (runs for about $13.50)
– A pushbutton cap for your 3PDT button. Here’s one, also from Digikey (only 88 cents)
– A small, vibrating egg. Yeah, seriously. Here’s a cheap one ($2.60, free shipping) from DealExtreme.com. They call it a “Body Massager,” so feel free to run with that if it makes you feel better or less dirty. Deep down, you know what it’s all about. Just remember, God is always watching you. By the way, I didn’t find this thing on my own – someone here on the forums posted this link somewhere, but I don’t know where or who. Thank you, mystery sex egg toy finder, whomever you are.
– Wires to rewire some stuff
– 9V battery and 9V battery snap. Here’s a snap connector at Radio Shack($2.99), but this is easily available at any RS store (and cheaper there, too, I believe)
– Electrical tape
– OPTIONAL: a 5-10k potentiometer. Here’s one on the RS website ($3.19), but again, also easy to find in the stores, and also probably cheaper in store
– I’d suggest using a soldering iron for this as well, but it’s up to you how you make the connections
– I’d also suggest a healthy dose of perversion
And that’s it. Here we go.
(I did this in real life already, so I know it works, but I didn’t take pictures as I went – I’ll be using the magic of computers to illustrate the major bits for your personal edification.)
First, if you haven’t wired up your lighting/sound system for your thrower via Burkit’s fantastically badass tutorial, go read this, and do what he says to do, first. Except for one thing – instead of using the DPDT pushbutton momentary switch as recommended, use the 3PDT switch I posted the link to above. If you already have a DPDT switch in place, remove it so that you can replace the wiring. Here’s a quick, simplified diagram of what you’re about to do (more details below):
Basically, as per Burkit’s instructions, for the soundboard, wire the “C” lug (or whatever ground/center labeling it has) to your ground for the soundboard power, the “NO” to the thrower firing sound, and the “NC” to the thrower power down sound. For the thrower lights, wire the “C” lug to “-” or ground of your lights, and the “NO” lug to the “+” of your lights.
That should get you where you were already, if you had lights/sound already set up. Now you need to prep your egg.
When you get the egg, it will look alarmingly similar to this:
Pink and all. The vibrator egg thingy will come with a “controller” that has a dial to turn it off and on, as well as to choose the vibration speed. This is also the housing for the 2 AA batteries that power it up. The egg itself is on a wire coming from the controller. You’re going to want to isolate just the egg for our purposes, and hook it up to a new power supply.
Go ahead and use some wire cutters to cut the egg off entirely from the controller unit. There should be a small red LED inside the controller that you might want to salvage, as it’s a perfectly good LED you can reuse for something else (but probably not for this project). Leave as much of the wiring as you can, since it will be eventually traveling from your gun body through to the forward handle. You can trim it down later if needed. As far as I can tell, the egg isn’t polarized, so you don’t have to worry about which wire goes positive or negative.
Now you’ve got a free range sexy egg. Good work. Hang onto it for a bit.
Snap that 9V battery connector onto the 9V battery and wire/solder in the black lead from the connector onto the 3PDT switch, on the remaining “C” lug. Grab that egg (unless you never let go of it to begin with, you freaky bastard), and separate the two wires a bit by pulling them apart. Use some wire strippers to expose some of the wire inside and wire/solder in one of the egg wires to the remaining “NO” lug on the 3PDT switch. Now take the red lead off of the 9V snap connector, and wire/solder it to the other egg wire. Your connection is complete.
If you wired in everything just right, when you press the switch button on the 3PDT, three things should happen – your lights should go off, your sound should go off, and you should have one crazy vibrating egg rattling around somewhere… anywhere….
Optional step: wiring in a 5k potentiometer dial to regulate/power on/off the vibration.
What it looks like, if you live in a 2-dimensional world:
The dial on the egg controller gave me an idea to wire in a controller for the wand vibration itself, and a 5k linear potentiometer will do the trick. This is pretty simple – go back to the step where you wired one of the egg wires to the “NO” lug on the 3PDT switch – instead of going directly to the switch, wire the egg wire to the center lug on the 5k pot. Get a new wire (again, preferably black), and connect one of the outer lugs on the 5K pot to the “NO” lug on the 3PDT. Wire the rest as noted above.
Now you should be able to use the pot dial to both control the amount of vibration as well as turning it completely off if you turn it all the way. This is nice, because you may not want it to vibrate at times, or maybe you’d like it to vibrate less (hooking it up to a 9V from the 6V provided by the 2 AA batteries will give it more of a kick for sure).
What to do with the pot, now? I’m going to mount it in the gun body to be controlled by one of the side knobs. I had mine customized (thanks, Franchesky) to be used as a dial by having the knob drilled through the side to allow for a small screw to hold down the potentiometer shaft. I can then turn one of the side knobs to control the amount of vibration. You can do what you’d like, as there are certainly a number of places where a potentiometer can be mounted on either the gun body or even the pack itself. Use your imagination, dude. Geez.
Depending on the type of potentiometer you get, you may need to trim down the length of the pot shaft. Some folks have really big shafts, you know. A Dremel will do the trick.
OK NOW GET YOUR WAND TO VIBRATE
You’ve probably noticed in your constant fondling of the egg that it’s just about the right size to fit in the front handle. You’re a very astute person, and you’re correct. But it’s not quite the right size. The easy way to fix this is to start to wrap around its diameter with some electrical tape. I can’t tell you exactly how much, but you need to get it to stick on its own. My egg is 15/16″, and most handles have an inner diameter of 1″, so it won’t take too much. Sounds like around 1/16″, but I’m no math geek over here. Start wrapping and try to get it in there. Once it wedges pretty well on its own, you’re all set to go. Now that it’s tight against the inside of the wand, the vibration should be pretty effective. Get it as far in there as you can, and you’re ready to rock.
Naturally, if your handle is attached to the gun box, you’ll need to feed the egg through to the handle via the box. But you knew that already.
Get it all together, and you should be in business, you little vixen, you.
I’m all ears for suggestions otherwise, if you have them. Enjoy your new feature, in as many ways as you can, sicko.
- How To Use An Egg Vibrator To Attain Total Bliss
- THERE ARE MANY KINDS OF EGG VIBRATOR
- HOW DO EGG VIBRATORS WORK?
- HOW TO USE AN EGG VIBRATOR?
- 10 Tips To Attain Total Bliss By An Egg Vibrator
- The amazing egg vibrator I am talking about is this one:
- The Best Experience I’ve Had With This Love Egg
- Taking The Vibrating Love Egg Outside
- Follow these top tips when using your love egg outside of the house:
- My Other Favorite Love Eggs
- Tips & Tricks For Using A Love Egg
- The 7 Insane Vibrator Types that Every Woman Should Own
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- The Bullet Vibrator
- The G Spot Vibrator
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- The Wand Vibrator
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How To Use An Egg Vibrator To Attain Total Bliss
The egg vibrator is modest in size, which makes it much easier to maneuver around and direct the vibrations at which you desire. You’ll discover the little size doesn’t affect its strength, because there are lots of egg vibrators out there which are incredibly strong, and you may concentrate that power greater than with different kinds of toys.
THERE ARE MANY KINDS OF EGG VIBRATOR
- Egg vibrators may arrive in a couple of diverse forms. A single egg vibrator won’t have a control board, which means you’ll have to flip them on and insert them. All these eggs are used to get one sort of sense.
- Dual egg vibrators are extremely similar, but instead of just having one component to be added, they have 2. This means that you may place them to various programs or speeds, experiencing different senses in a single device. Another helpful part of them is dual penetration.
- Wireless enjoy eggs could be a great deal of fun not just for you personally, but also your spouse also. A number of them can have larger ranges compared to others, therefore whenever you’re shopping for you should keep in mind just how far you are likely to use it out of. Many are controllable by phone apps, so for individuals in a long distance relationship, these may be ideal for preserving intimacy whilst off.
- Enjoy egg sleeves are also an alternative and wrap round the eggs. Some love eggs will probably include them within a collection, but with other people you will want to purchase them individually. The sleeve will often be made from exactly the exact substances as the egg themselves and can include more textures or ribbed regions into the top layer of the egg, so altering the stimulation it gives.
HOW DO EGG VIBRATORS WORK?
The egg vibrator functions as a multi-purpose toy since it may be used for several things. For those seeking to excite their clit during sex or masturbation, putting the egg will concentrate the vibrations right on the place you require it. For individuals to vaginal insertion, the egg vibrator is safe and strong enough to be inserted into the vagina, or even to get a kinkier experience it may be used for anal play too.
For men too
However, it isn’t only the females who could benefit from using an egg vibrator. Men could have fun together since they provide joy into the testicles or penis. That makes it a fantastic toy to present into a couple play too, because it could increase the pleasure for the two partners.
Additionally, egg vibrators are famous for being quiet on the line of sex toys, which makes them much more discreet and also a favourite for people who lack total privacy. This implies with a waterproof egg, so you can easily enjoy it at the shower and Nobody would know
Notice: Together with anal play, it is ideal to use an egg vibrator using a cable to guarantee easier extraction. As an alternative, you can put it into the bottom of a butt plug.
HOW TO USE AN EGG VIBRATOR?
HOW TO USE AN EGG VIBRATOR?
The major use of an egg vibrator is via insertion into the body. When trying this, however, you may have some trouble actually getting it all in. The majority of the time, it’ll be a very simple matter of heating up yourself prior to starting. Together with all the vagina, it will obviously lubricate because you become aroused, which means you should not have a lot of trouble as soon as you’ve turned on. Anally, however, you may have a bit more trouble. In this case, you are probably going to require lubrication. In the instances, you do not have to push your device too far to your entire body. When it is indoors, your muscles can perform the remainder of the job and pull it in position.
USING AN EGG VIBRATOR DURING SEX
Because of this mostly penetrative nature of those vibrators, it may be a bit more challenging to utilize your egg vibrator during intercourse. It may still be done though! You simply have to be a bit more creative.
The easiest approach to do this is by simply using it the identical way you want another vibrator. When it may not be quite as excellent as a bullet vibrator at targeting very specific regions such as the clitoris, it will still feel nice at which you choose to maintain it. Experiment with the various erogenous areas of the body through sex and see exactly what you like.
Because of the small dimensions, utilizing an egg vibrator in this manner will be quite straightforward. Just about any sex situation is going to do, and also pretty much any place you would usually have the ability to use a bullet will feel equally as great with the egg. One bonus to get egg vibrators however, is that using a cable means you are able to completely insert them through intercourse. While having one on your vagina in addition to a penis may result in some small congestion, even if you are comfortable placing it within your anus, you’re going to have the ability to undergo some inner vibration in addition to penile penetration. Your spouse will love it as well, as he will have the ability to feel that the buzzing throughout the walls of the vagina.
10 Tips To Attain Total Bliss By An Egg Vibrator
- Utilize an egg vibe through intercourse for hands-free enjoyment. Put it from the clit or have your spouse take it to control both the rate and strength. Do this through penetration, oral sex, fingering, or even your own favourite method to eliminate.
- Possess a Royal orgasm the conventional way! Many girls and individuals who have vulvas need clitoral stimulation for off themselves. Offer your hands a rest and allow an egg vibrator have the job finished.
- Create play time public. Remote control vibrators are great for getting freaky in a crowded area. It is wireless to your spouse’s control and teases, waterproof, and ultra-quiet. Just both of you will understand what’s happening.
- Get additional tingly with clit cream. Combine the bullet vibrator using the silkiness of an entire single body lotion made to create your clit tingle using sensitivity. Examine it on a different region of your body, to ensure that you don’t really have a terrible response first.
- Utilize a bullet onto your spouse instead. That is correct; toys which are excellent for providing you with a clitoral orgasm could excite your partner’s erogenous zones, also. Consider massaging the back of your spouse’s neck…and anyplace else that seems great.
- Experiment with vaginal play. Very few items could become”lost” from the vagina. Consider adding a bullet vibrator logically only a little –the entrance walls of the vagina would be the most delicate. Ensure to keep the cable as an extra precaution.
- Nipple play! Are you aware you may have a nipple orgasm? Tease yourself (or allow your partner to take action ) and limit all of touching below the waist. Concentrate on your breasts and also just how great the vibrations feel from the nipples.
- Utilize an egg vibe onto your spouse whilst moving down to them. Oral sex won’t ever be the exact same once your spouse feels that a vibrator contrary to their testicles or some other sensitive portion of the physique. You only have to be slow and gentle.
- Become familiar with your bum. A bullet is an excellent segue into buttocks play since it provides incredible sensations with no insertion. If you love the senses from an egg vibrator, then you are going to enjoy other stimulation, also.
- Introduce tummy teasing to your foreplay repertoire. Draw the vibrator slowly throughout your spouse’s skin and pair it with mild kissing to get an on the upper tease. When you are satisfied, change and revel in the senses, also!
Egg Vibrators are often as straightforward as you need them to become. Even in case you have a tendency to use them like a standard vibrator, just holding it into the sensitive portions of your body, it may still be worth getting one. Who knows if you are fancy popping it inside, and feel that the sexual joy rising from inside!
I am a big fan of love eggs, I like to wear them out in public and in the bedroom when my boyfriend performs oral on me but over the years I could never quite find an egg vibrator that could do exactly what I wanted it to do.
They feel great as they vibrate inside of you and they feel just as amazing when swirled around your body, across your nipples and onto your clitoris but I always felt there was something missing with my egg vibrators.
Sure, they all vibrated and felt great and I even came with them in but it wasn’t until I tried this egg vibrator that I truly knew what it meant to use the best egg vibrator.
The amazing egg vibrator I am talking about is this one:
This is the best egg vibrator (You can even get this love egg in Europe here) I have ever used. It may look simple but the way its perfectly crafted and designed to fit your internal curves makes all of the difference.
I did want to mention that this vibrating love egg is actually on offer at the minute and will go back up in price soon so make sure to take advantage of the offer and it actually being in stock.
The quality of this love egg is the best I have ever felt on a love egg, it isn’t flimsy or cheap it’s weighted, smooth and feels like a high-quality sex toy and the reason it feels that way is because it is.
It has an intense 2 speeds and 5 patterns to play with and thanks to the wireless remote it can be controlled from up to 10 metres away, which can be incredibly kinky in and outside of the bedroom.
Aside from all of this it also has an external retrieval cord that gives you great peace of mind and makes retrieving the love egg a lot easier. It also ensures you get the love egg in the correct position so that it pours out all of his vibrations all over your G-spot.
All you need to do to get started is to apply some water-based lube and slip this love egg inside of you, switch on the vibrations and feel the incredibly high-quality sensations wash over you.
The Best Experience I’ve Had With This Love Egg
I thought it was best if I went into a little detail about why this vibrating egg made it to the top of my list and why it has a whole article about it and for that, I am going to have to take you back to the first day that I used it.
As I mentioned before, I have used plenty of vibrating eggs before so I knew what I was doing but I had read so many reviews on this particular love egg and I was so excited for it to be better than the rest. Yes, it was a little pricier than some of the other love eggs but if it did what I had always wanted a love egg to do then it was going to be worth every cent.
I applied water-based lube, got myself ready and headed to the bedroom with my boyfriend.
Things got hot and he inserted the love egg into me and switched it on using the remote control. I immediately felt the vibrations ripple their way through my pu**y. It felt incredible. I could feel the vibrations pushing against my G-spot, it was like the vibrating egg was a perfect fit for my pu**y
The vibrations were so strong and intense and were exactly what was needed in order for me to orgasm with my G-spot.
My boyfriend kept the same pattern and vibration going via the remote control, as I like consistency and then he went down on me. He performed oral and it was jaw-dropping.
He performed oral like a professional and I couldn’t control my moans, it felt like this was all a brand new experience and I had never felt anything quite so awesome.
Every lick on my clit was 10x better than it had felt without the vibrating love egg when my orgasm was building it felt like my body could have exploded.
Before long I was on the brink of climax and it felt as if someone had taken over my body, when I came the pleasure was indescribable. It was so intense that I felt my heartbeat in my ears, my boyfriend turned off the soaked love egg that was inside of me and I began to try to explain to him just how incredible and intense that was but it was useless because I feel like you need to have a G-spot in order to experience what I went through.
I also then used the love egg across my boyfriend’s penis and he said the vibrations were just as strong as when using the bullet vibrator (My favorite bullet vibrator that I don’t go anywhere without). Running the love egg across his shaft and along the head of his penis made his toes curl up in pleasure and his orgasm built and built until he came all over my face.
Taking The Vibrating Love Egg Outside
A lot of people take their vibrating eggs out in public with them, including me, however, you do have to be careful and respectful of the people around you but if you can do it and it’s something you have always wanted to try, now is your chance and I recommend doing it with my favorite vibrating love egg.
I slip mine in before I leave the house, hand my boyfriend the remote control and wherever we go he likes to randomly turn it on and leave me struggling to maintain a coherent conversation.
Although my favorite love egg offers whisper-quiet vibrations it is best to use it when you are in a noisy location such as a restaurant, supermarket, cinema, etc.
It feels so naughty when using it out in public and it makes me so horny and fills me with the need to take my boyfriend home there and then and f*ck him.
Some of the best places I have ever used my egg vibrator is in the cinema, a restaurant, a family meal, on a picnic, at a club and on a plane. I had to be extra careful in all of these places but the thrill was incredible and gave me and my boyfriend such a buzz.
Follow these top tips when using your love egg outside of the house:
- Make sure to always have a code word with your partner so that they know when to stop.
- Insert the vibrating egg before you leave so that you don’t have to struggle in a public restroom.
- Make sure you’re in a noisy place.
- Be respectful of those around you.
- Keep the moaning deep inside of you.
- Where is the place that turns you on the most when thinking about using a love egg? Go there!
- Remember to charge your love egg fully before leaving.
- Cycle through the vibrations and patterns beforehand so you know what you like and don’t like.
My Other Favorite Love Eggs
Before I found my favorite vibrating egg above I did have some other firm favorites and I thought I would share them as it’s great to see other love eggs out there and what was getting me off before I found the one above.
This is the 7 Function Love Egg Vibrator that boasts 3 speeds and 4 patterns all with undeniable power. It may have a wired remote but it measures 29-inches so you can have your love egg controlled from across the room if that’s your thing.
It’s small enough to fit inside of most hollow dildos and sleeves, so you can use it as a two in one sex toy without spending a fortune. This feels awesome as it makes the dildo or sleeve a completely new sex toy as now it vibrates it feels better for both men and women, give it a try and you won’t be disappointed, it feels amazing.
I liked to use this love egg on my clit and then have it pushed up inside of me to feel incredible internal pleasure.
It’s a great little inexpensive love egg that doubles up as a clitoral stimulator, internal vibrator and a vibrator for hollow dildos to increment their pleasure.
This is the Luxury Love Egg Vibrator with 8 modes of vibration and 12 intensity levels this love egg vibrator makes you weak at the knees.
The remote control works from up to 8 meters away and it comes with a discreet carry case so you can store it away safely and securely no matter where you are. There’s even a travel lock so you can have complete peace of mind when traveling.
This luxury love egg is completely waterproof so you can use it in the bath or shower or even somewhere even more adventurous, just let your imagination run wild.
With a vast selection of vibration modes and levels, this love egg always feels great and makes your knees weak on any occasion.
It’s got a higher price tag but the luxury quality of this vibrating love egg is well worth the extra money, I also really appreciate the carry case as it can be sometimes hard to store away certain sex toys if they come in two parts like this one and as I mentioned earlier, it’s ideal for traveling with.
This is a Triple bullet vibrator set you can choose from three different vibrator sizes all varying in size and length.
With an easy to use wired controller, this triple bullet vibrator set is ideal for couples and solo pleasure. It keeps you on your toes thanks to the varying vibration and intensity settings and each vibrator is designed to be smooth and tapered to bring you absolute pleasure.
It’s also really easy to use, each bullet can be changed by just a simple wire and this is done with ease.
This triple vibrator set is on offer at the moment and is one of the cheapest I own but just because it isn’t expensive it doesn’t mean it isn’t great, it’s a wonderful sex toy that I have loved using.
I am pretty sure I have mentioned this remote control vibrating love egg before. It has 3 speeds and 7 patterns for you to explore at the push of the button.
Insert it with plenty of water-based lube and cycle through the speeds and patterns with ease, when you’re done you can easily retrieve this love egg thanks to the lengthy cord.
This love egg is utterly smooth and easily glides around your body. The vibrations are so easy to cycle through thanks to the simple remote that anyone could use, it’s also really quiet so when using it out in public you won’t have to worry about everyone hearing your vibrations.
It is also currently on offer and at a discounted price so make sure to take advantage of that!
Tips & Tricks For Using A Love Egg
– Always use water-based lube…
It allows for easy insertion and makes the love egg feel even better inside of you, you won’t regret having some on your nightstand.
– Ensure you cycle through the speed settings and vibrations before you use the love egg…
it will make you have a better sex session and allow you to learn what you like
– You can use your love egg on your clit, penis and nipples…
Just take it around your body and see what feels good, it is enough to get me horny and begging for pleasure.
– Use your vibrator carefully outside, in order to not get yourself into any problems…
If you’re using your love egg in public be respectful of those around you and clever about your location choices.
– Keep your love egg charged and topped up with batteries…
Just make sure to remove batteries in between uses to prolong the life of your vibrating love egg.
– If your partner is using the remote control…
make sure they know how it works before setting off.
– Clean and store your love egg properly…
This will help your toy have a long, healthy life, instead of you having to replace it within the first month.
The 7 Insane Vibrator Types that Every Woman Should Own
Guide by Mia Hart
Guide by Mia Hart from BLISSFULCHERRY
If you are incorporating sex toys into your life, the vibrator has got to be part of the equation.
In part because they are the single easiest way to enhance sexual pleasure instantly.
However, vibrators come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.
Which can definitely be overwhelming, regardless of how experienced you are with vibrators overall.
Luckily for you, we’ve compiled the definitive list of 7 vibrator types that every woman should know about.
This includes the most iconic and popular vibrator around.
As well as a vibrator that goes beyond just vibrations to create a truly unique pleasure sensation.
Regardless of how experienced you are with vibrators, we bet that you haven’t heard of all 7 unique vibrator types… until now!
So keep reading to see what types of vibrators you need to add to your collection.
(Feel free to use the quick links below to jump to a specific section)
Classic Vibrator | Rabbit Vibrator | Bullet Vibrator  | G-Spot Vibrator  | Egg Vibrator  | Wand Vibrator  | Clitoral (Oral Sex) Vibrator
The Classic Vibrator
We promise to keep this section brief, because the truth is that there are a lot of great vibrators that follow.
If you’ve ever used a vibrator before, then you almost certaintly know of what we call the “classic vibrator”.
With a straight yet still elegant shape, it is the perfect starting point for those just starting to explore vibrator play.
And although relatively simple as far as vibrators go, it is infinitely better than just using your hands alone.
The “classic” vibrator is straight, simple, but highly effective.
For those who are new to vibrators in general, are a few tips to get you started:
- Use your other hand to stimulate other parts of your body to complement the vibrator.
- Change vibrator intensities and angles periodically.
- Take your time and don’t use high-intensities just to orgasm quickly.
Combining vibrator play with manual stimulation is very important for effective vibrator usage.
And those are the basics to vibrator play.
Master those tips and you’ll be well on your way to achieving new sexual heights!
The Rabbit Vibrator
As more emphasis is placed on women’s sexual health, we are learning more about what sex toys make women tick.
In fact, multiple studies on popular sex toys have yielded surprisingly consistent results.
On average, about 44% of women who have heard of the rabbit vibrator have stated that they personally own one themselves.
And another 38% of them, when prompted, have admitted to wanting one themselves.
That’s 82% of women who own or who want to own a rabbit vibrator!
If you’ve heard of a rabbit vibrator, odds are that you either own one or want one for yourself.
Meaning women view the rabbit vibrator in very high regard overall.
In fact, most experts agree that the rabbit vibrator is the best vibrator for women.
But just why is the rabbit vibrator literally the most coveted sex toy for women?
A vibrator that stimulates internally and externally
For most women, getting off is a matter of stimulating multiple regions at once.
Most commonly, this means vaginal stimulation and clitoris stimulation.
The original rabbit vibrator made that possible by appending a set of “rabbit ears” towards the base end of the vibrator.
Elevated “rabbit ears” were the defining characteristic of the original rabbit vibrators.
These rabbit ears were perfectly hit woman’s clitoris while the bulk of the vibrator was inserted vaginally.
And it was a game changer!
Nowadays, vibrator designs have evolved to the point where many rabbit vibrators don’t technically even have rabbit ears anymore.
Instead, most women associate rabbit vibrators to be any two-pronged vibrator that has these 3 defining characteristics:
- A longer end to be inserted vaginally for internal stimulation.
- A shorter end to stimulate the clitoris externally.
- The ability for both ends to be used simultaneously.
If it fits these three characteristics, then it is considered a rabbit vibrator!
This vibrator is considered a rabbit vibrator by virtue of being able to stimulate the vagina and clitoris simultaneously.
Maximum Pleasure with Minimum Effort
The simple reason that women love vibrators in general, is that they can get themselves off without any effort on their end.
While natural masturbation methods take physical energy and effort on your part, a vibrator can literally do all the work for you.
However, when using a typical vibrator with only one head or tip, you still often must use your other hand to stimulate the rest of your vulva.
(In order to stimulate your vagina along with your clitoris).
The physical energy and effort put into masturbating is why automated sex toys (i.e. vibrators) were invented.
While making use of manual stimulation does have it’s time and place, sometimes you just want to be pleasured to the fullest.
Without any effort whatsoever.
And this is where the rabbit vibrator thrives!
With just a few presses of buttons, you will be well on your way to maximum pleasure.
On both primary stimulation points.
Just lay back and let the rabbit vibrator whisk you away into sexual bliss 😃
Rabbit vibrators literally hit both of your biggest pleasure points for you, allowing you to lay back and simply enjoy.
Alternatively, the rabbit vibrator also frees up your second hand to use elsewhere.
In places such as your nipples or breasts, or even your anus.
In this case, a rabbit vibrator allows you to take your pleasure up even one more notch!
And still with as little effort as possible!
In other words, a rabbit vibrator is a guaranteed win when it comes to masturbation!
Rabbit Vibrators convey kinkiness and sexual aptitude
The fact of the matter is that most men like women who are sexual deviants.
Women who aren’t afraid to show their sexual side.
Having sex toys is a great first step to showing your partner that you love sex.
But if you had to name a single sex object that clearly shows your passion for sex, it would be the rabbit vibrator.
Simply owning a rabbit vibrator will make you feel sexier.
And subconsciously make you more confident and appear sexier in general!
Want to feel, and thus come across as sexier to others? Own a rabbit vibrator.
The rabbit vibrator is gold standard for every woman!
If you find yourself tired after a long day and want an easy release, the rabbit vibrator is for you.
And even if you love using your hands to help you masturbate, taking advantage of the unique combination found in a rabbit vibrator is still highly recommended from time to time.
It literally takes you from zero to 60 seconds, giving you maximum pleasure.
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The Bullet Vibrator
Have you ever wanted to get off with a vibrator away from the comfort of your own home?
Not only is it kinky, but it is something that many women feel is just not possible.
However, the bullet vibrator makes it possible for 3 key reasons.
Let’s go through each of them one-by-one:
#1: Portable and Discrete enough to take Anywhere
Bullet vibrators are also known as mini vibrators, and the reason is obvious: they are small.
While other vibrators are at least 6 inches long, bullet vibrators are always smaller.
Ranging anywhere from 3 to 5 inches.
That’s smaller than most smartphones!
Bullet vibrators are small enough to fit snugly in your hand.
So it shouldn’t be surprising that bullet vibrators are the perfect vibrator to take on the go, to whever you may want to bring it.
It will fit nicely in any purse.
Or even right in your pocket if necessary.
Not only that, but the look of a bullet vibrator is a lot subtler than a regular vibrator, allowing it to blend in with the rest of your belongings.
A bullet vibrator is both small enough and discrete enough to blend in with the rest of the contents of your purse.
Depending on what color you get, they look just like a tube of lipstick or some other beauty product.
Which typically means your friends won’t raise any questions if they happen to see one in your purse.
This all equates to more flexibility on where and when you can take your bullet vibrator!
Bullet vibrators are small enough to slip into your purse, and discrete enough to blend in with the rest of your belongings.
#2: Quiet enough to avoid detection
A big problem with using a vibrator outside your home isn’t just taking your vibrator to places outside your own home, but also avoiding detection from those around you while using it.
Luckily, the bullet vibrator is perfectly equipped for that as well, with ultra-quiet vibrations.
Keeping quiet while masturbating is a breeze with the ultra-quiet bullet vibrator.
Most mini vibrators only make as much sound as a soft whisper.
So if you maintain some semblance of privay while you use it, those around you are very unlikely to hear it at all.
Imagine whispering in another room and it should be obvious that anyone outside the room will have difficulty even knowing that you are making a sound.
This is exactly how using your bullet vibrator would sound will you are in another room – virtually silent.
You’ll achieve the same effect if you have an air conditioner running in your room.
With a running air conditioner, no one outside of your room can hear much at all.
Including your bullet vibrator!
Have an air conditioner in your room? Your bullet vibrator is guaranteed to be virtually silent from the outside.
The bullet vibrators offered at Blissful Cherry adhere to even stricter noise guidelines.
With a max noise level of just 50dB, that equates to sound that is easily drowned out by indoor conversation or even the air conditioning in the room.
All while still maintaining a full set of 10 different vibration speeds!
#3: Simple and Intuitive to Use
Although women love trying out new and exciting vibrators, with funky shapes and complicated ways to use them, going back to the basics is always welcomed.
This simplicity is where the bullet vibrator thrives.
It gives you all the benefits of a classic vibrator, but rolled into a miniaturized version.
With just one button and a simple shape, the bullet vibrator is extremely intuitive to use.
Just one button (typically) to cycle through various vibration speeds.
And with no protruding elements, you don’t have to worry about getting the right angle or orientation for proper usage.
Even if you’ve never used a vibrator before, using a bullet vibrator is not only less daunting due to it’s size, but highly intuitive.
Bullet vibrators are a worthwhile addition to your vibrator collection!
As a quick refresher the below points are exactly why bullet vibrators are so awesome:
- Small and discrete, making them ultra-portable.
- Quiet enough to avoid detection.
- Simple and intuitive to use.
These vibrators are a big hit with ladies of all sexual backgrounds.
Slip this bullet vibrator in your purse for the ultimate vibrator on the go, to take to your friend’s house.
An absolute staple for any women serious about maximizing their sexual pleasure anywhere!
You can’t go wrong with having one of them (or four!)
The G Spot Vibrator
Whether you’ve previously felt your G Spot personally or only know what the G Spot is in theory, using the G Spot Vibrator is the one and only way to unlock your G Spot pleasure to its fullest potential.
It is an absolute must.
Otherwise, you are missing out on the true bliss of full G Spot stimulation.
We’ll explain exactly how the G Spot vibrator promotes the perfect stimulation of the G Spot and thus the most fulfilling orgasms.
Why the G Spot Vibrator is Necessary
Even though you may know exactly where your G Spot is (if not, check out our G Spot stimulation guide), this unfortunately doesn’t guarantee that you can effectively stimulate it manually.
First off, your fingers may just not be long enough.
Every woman’s body is different, so if your G Spot is located farther up along the anterior vaginal wall, and/or your fingers are simply shorter than normal, then it may not be physically possible to reach it your G Spot on your own.
Secondly, you may not have the strength to apply ample pressure to your G Spot.
Although the G Spot is a highly sensitive region just like the clitoris is, you do have to apply slightly more pressure to truly stimulate it.
Unlike your clitoris, where someone could literally blow on it and you will feel a faint pleasing sensation, you must press down on your G spot very well to activate the pleasure sensations in that region.
This can often be made even more difficult because your fingers are coming in at a weird angle (coming back towards your upper body).
As you can see, there are multiple factors that come into play here.
And this is not to say that you can’t hit your G Spot manually.
But even if you could, you would not be hitting it effectively.
Why would you want to hit 10% of the pleasure, when you could potentially hit the entire 100% with a simple addition to your sex toy collection?
In fact, many of our customers here at Blissful Cherry end up purchasing our G Spot vibrators only after they manually hit it for the first time and realize that they are just touching the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.
Using a G Spot Vibrator guarantees you reach the full potential of your G Spot stimulation, whether you can stimulate it manually or not.
Why the G Spot Vibrator is so much more effective
From a purely physical standpoint, using a G Spot Vibrator gives you much more leverage to not just hit your G Spot, but to hit it effectively.
As a phallic object in general, the length of the shaft alone will allow you treach up farther into your vagina.
Thus guaranteeing you can reach your G Spot with absolute ease.
And of course, the curved or emphasized vibrator head which is the defining feature of the G Spot vibratoer plays a very important role as well.
This unique shape targets your G Spot even though you are physically moving the vibrator only in and out of your vagina.
In other words, you don’t have to make a concerted effort to tilt the vibrator upwards and start changing how you angle the vibrator.
Just treat it like any other vibrator and the curved head will do the rest automatically.
Thrust your G Spot Vibrator in and out like normal, and the curved head will stimulate your G Spot naturally (vibrator not to scale).
And lastly, the vibrations – this one is pretty self-explanatory.
Vibrations enhance sensations and are something you could never achieve manually.
To truly get the most out of your G Spot, you need to apply vibrations there.
Combining all of these various factors, it should be clear that the G Spot Vibrator is the the ultimate sex toy for your G Spot.
Increased Likelihood of Female Ejaculation (A.K.A. Squirting)
One of the all time favorite reasons for using a G Spot vibrator is that it greatly inreases the odds of you experiencing what is known as female ejaculation.
More commonly known as squirting.
While it is not guaranteed, studies have shown that stimulating your G Spot using a G Spot Vibrator is essentially a must to even have a chance at squirting.
Squirting is something that almost all guys will find hot.
And so being able to squirt will make you sexier and more appealing to guys (and even some of your friends!)
Using a G Spot vibrator is just as easy as using any other vibrator.
But the potential rewards are through the roof by comparison.
You will be able to finally hit the highly sought-after G Spot and be the envy of all your friends.
And you may potentially achieve the ultimate orgasm of female ejaculation.
The Egg Vibrator
What could possibly be more fun than pleasuring yourself while at home?
Pleasuring yourself away from home!
Especially while in public.
At least that might be a fantasy for those who want to unleash their kinky side.
But doing so has some obvious logistical problems that even most vibrators aren’t typically equipped to handle
Luckily for us kinky women out there, the egg vibrator isn’t your typical vibrator!
Find out why the egg vibrator is so well suited to be used for kinky fun, and then check out some great examples on how to best use one in your sex life!
Defining Characteristic: Small and Discrete
Most women think of an egg vibrator as something just a few inches in length.
No more than 4 inches typically.
In other words, they are very small!
Blissful Cherry’s own 3-inch egg vibrator compared to our nearly 12-inch wand vibrator.
If you’ve read through our explanation on bullet vibrators above, you’ll know that small vibrators are ideal for taking on the go.
However, the egg vibrator takes it one step further.
Because rather than just being able to take your egg vibrator anywhere you go, you can USE it just about anywhere as well.
A big part of this has to do with the fact that egg vibrators are even smaller than bullet vibrators.
But perhaps on a broader level, it is about the overall shape of the egg vibrator as well.
The rounded egg shape means that you can fully insert the vibrator into you vagina, without it slipping back out.
Or if the egg vibrator is designed to be placed against your vulva inside your underwear, the non-phallic shape allows for a more comfortable and less noticeable fit.
(In other words, no weird protruding bulge!)
Control the vibrations via remote-control
Once your egg vibrator is firmly in place, you can handle the rest through a separated remote-control.
This adds to the discrete nature of the device as well, as using a remote-control is infinitely subtler than having to reach under your clothing to change vibrator frequencies or intensities.
Here at Blissful Cherry, we offer all the aforementioned amazing features that every good egg vibrator has.
Our egg vibrators are just 3 inches in length and come in many fun colors.
The remote control is also designed to specifically look like an MP3 player, meaning even when you aren’t using the device, it blends in as an everyday object.
Add in the fact that our egg vibrators have a range of 1 full meter and you can’t get much better than that.
The best ways to use your egg vibrator
Once you have your own egg vibrator in hand, just how can you make the most of it for amazingly kinky fun?
Here are some great examples:
- Set your egg vibrator in place all day, even at work.
- Let your partner control your vibrations while on a date.
- Use as foreplay by letting your partner control the remote while you get him off.
If you feel like your sex life has been in a rut, we highly recommend purchasing an egg vibrator to turn things around.
The small, discrete nature of the egg vibrator lends itself to all sorts of kinky fun, especially while out in public.
The Wand Vibrator
The vibrator wand will look almost identical to a typical personal massage device that is used for back pain and other ailments.
It typically consists of a uniform rod with a large soft, semi-flexible head at the end.
This obviously looks very different from a typical vibrator, which has no distinct head.
Also unlike your typical vibrator, the wand vibrator only vibrates at the head.
The wand vibrator looks nearly identical to a typical massage device.
This obviously means it is fairly useless when it comes to typical vaginal penetration.
However, it is perfect for clitoral stimulation!
Simply press the vibrator wand directly against your clitoris and enjoy the vibrations!
Because the head has much more direct surface contact, you will end up getting much better clitoral stimulation!
Don’t forget to check out our comprehensive guide to clitoris stimulation.
Both the classic (penetrative) vibrator and the wand vibrator are fantastic and have their own pros and cons.
But in all honestly, you should have at least one of each in your sex toy collection!
As soon as you try a wand vibrator for the first time, you’ll never want to put it down.
Especially if you are one of many women who depend on clitoral stimulation for achieving maximum sexual pleasure.
And more importantly, for achieving orgasms!
The Clitoral (Oral Sex) Vibrator
The last vibrator on our list isn’t really a vibrator.
I mean, I guess you could say it vibrates, but that’s not its main function.
Unlike most typical vibrators, the clitoral vibrator’s main attachment is an open-ended tip at the end of the shaft of the device.
This open end is maybe only an inch or so in diameter.
In other words, perfect for using on your small, but highly sensitive clitoris.
But instead of focusing on vibrations in general, this vibrator literally aims to suck on your clitoris.
Just like how (most) people give oral sex!
A clitoral (oral sex) vibrator has a small opening to literally suck on your clitoris!
So what does it really feel like?
In short, it does absolutely feel like someone is sucking on your clitoris and giving you real oral sex.
And the different levels of pleasure are directly related to the intensity level you are using.
The clitoral vibrator feels just like being eaten out for real!
At lower intensities, it will feel more like playful foreplay.
As if someone were trying to take as long as possible to get you to orgasm.
However, at higher intensities, you can orgasm right away, just like with using a wand vibrator at the highest setting.
The best way to use your clitoral vibrator though, is to find a setting somewhere in the middle.
At this intensity, it will truly feel like heaven!
And I’m not even exaggerating.
Despite feeling eerily similar to real oral sex, at a moderate setting, it will also feel like nothing you’ve ever experienced before.
I really can’t explain it – it’s like your entire body just goes numb and all you want to do is just scream at the top of your lungs in pleasure.
With the perfect (moderate) intensity, you will experience what feels just like body-numbing, extremely pleasurable oral sex.
Pro Tip – make sure your vibrator is sealed tight!
This is very important to ensure that you are stimulated the way the device was intended.
Without the vibrator tip being completely sealed off, the suction won’t nearly have as much of an effect.
Especially compared to if the tip were vacuumed sealed against your clitoris.
To make sure you are using yoru clitoral vibrator properly, you may need to practice a few times at first.
Which makes sense, since using a device to suck on your own clitoris is more than likely new and unnatural to most women.
Plus, working with your own clitoris is a lot harder when you are looking down at it from an angle.
(Compared to when your partner is literally face to face with it while giving oral sex.
If necessary, use a mirror to make sure you cover the right spot.
And apply ample pressure for your first time just to ensure that the vibrator stays sealed.
Once you get the hang of it though, it’ll come just as naturally to you as any other sex toy.
Placing the vibrator head (firmly) over the clitoris is all you need for amazing pleasure.
For years women have relied mostly on phallic vibrators to enhance their sexual experience.
And while these vibrators will always be a staple to women’s masturbation, it doesn’t have to be the only staple.
With the clitoral oral sex vibrator, you can literally pleasure yourself in a new and exciting way.
With an entirey new sensation that very closely resembles oral sex.
There is no limit to the types of vibrators you can have in your collection!
Here at Blissful Cherry, we offer a wide assortment of vibrators that stimulate your body immensely.
And we pride ourselves on the quality of each and every one of our products.
They are built to last a lifetime and built to satisfy your needs.
And most importantly, epitomize the definition of a “Luxury Sex Toy”.
Chances are, you already have a trusty vibrator you reach for on the regular. (If not, what are you waiting for, sis?!) But if that toy isn’t a remote-control vibrator, it’s time to consider a new purchase.
Remote or app-control vibrators give you way more control than most manual options allow (aka, if your vibrator’s just not hitting the spot, you can easily change its settings without pausing and having to get back into the groove).
“Remote-control vibrators allow you or a partner to adjust the speed and settings without reaching down between your legs,” says sex educator Jess O’Reilly, host of the @SexWithDrJess podcast.
Beyond that, having a vibrator that you can control remotely allows you to subtly excite your partner at unexpected moments—say, by fooling around with the remote when you’re in a group setting (hello, foreplay) or at a date night dinner that will undoubtedly lead to a sex session later.
“The element of surprise is an amazing addition to the bedroom, but it can be difficult to achieve without this feature,” says Dominnique Karetsos, resident sex expert at next-level vibrator brand MysteryVibe.
Even cooler, you don’t even have to be in the same place as your partner when you use it. “Some app-enabled vibrators allow you to play with someone who is in another room or even on another continent,” O’Reilly points out. That’s a game changer for people in long-distance relationships, or for those who travel often.
Oh, and last but not least? In certain positions, accessing manual buttons on a vibrator can be annoyingly difficult. “The ability to operate a vibrator remotely allows you to try more experimental positions while still experiencing maximum pleasure,” Karetsos explains. Ah, thank G for technology.
So now that you know you WANT a remote-control vibrator, here are the 14 best ones out there to bring home…like, tonight:
Match Couples Vibrator We-Vibe amazon.com $132.05
Any We-Vibe is a couples favorite for a reason: You can use it manually or by the wireless remote controller, and it connects digitally to you or your partner’s phone, so it’s great for masturbation.
“I like the We-Vibe because you can program it to vibrate according to your preferred rhythm,” says O’Reilly. (That’s by way of a smartphone app, btw.) Plus, it’s “whisper quiet” so you don’t have to worry about disturbing any, ahem, roommates.
My Secret Charged Remote Panty
My Secret Charged Remote Panty Screaming O babeland.com $69.95
Try not to let the skimpiness of these wearable vibrator undies discourage you: You can put the mini toy in the crotch of any pair of underwear, then slide the remote-control ring on your finger—or hand it off to your partner to play with in his or her pocket at a bar.
We-Vibe Moxie wildflowersex.com $129.00
“Since its introduction, we’ve had a hard time keeping this vibe in stock!” says Amy Boyajian, cofounder of online sexual wellness shop Wild Flower. “The Moxie is small, quiet, and discreet—yet powerful. It works by using a magnet to keep it in place on your underwear or clothing and either the remote or app controls on your phone.” How fun!
Lelo Insignia Lyla 2
Lelo Insignia Lyla 2 Lelo lovehoney.com $159.99
Insert this silicone, body-safe “love egg” into your vagina, and use the remote to put it to work. Or you could massage the vibrating egg around your lady bits for serious clitoral stimulation, like a trusty bullet.
Paloqueth Vibrating Prostate Massager
Male Vibrating Prostate Massager PALOQUETH amazon.com $24.69
If your partner is male, consider switching things up and giving this vibrator a go. It’s designed to stimulate his prostate, a major source of pleasure for men. It offers different massage modes to suit whatever gets him going, all controlled by a wireless remote. Not to mention, it’s totally waterproof, so the possibilities are endless…
Elva Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
Elva Remote Control Bullet Vibrator Svakom babeland.com $69.00
You don’t have to choose between external or internal pleasure with this waterproof, remote-controlled bullet vibrator that’s perfect for both. And if you want to lay back and let this little device do the work, turn on the vibrator’s “intelligent mode.” It’ll take you through a series of multiple intensity levels, in case you want to mimic the real thing.
Paloqueth Waterproof G Spot Vibrator
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator PALOQUETH amazon.com $34.69 $26.69 (23% off)
This affordable find is fun on its own, but make sure you bring it to your next sex session with a male partner to really unlock its full potential. Both of you will experience heightened pleasure, as the vibrator simultaneously stimulates your clitoris and g-spot and his shaft and testicles.
Desire Luxury Love Egg Vibrator
Desire Luxury Love Egg Vibrator Lovehoney Desire lovehoney.com $71.99
Beware in the right hands, this remote and app-controlled love egg vibrator can deliver explosive pleasure. It’s designed with 8 patterns of waves and 12 levels of adjustable intensity. Use it at home or discreetly wear it while you’re out and about to test how good your poker face is.
Zalo Queen Warming G-Spot Vibrator
Zalo Queen App Controlled Warming G-Spot Vibrator with Suction Sleeve Unbranded lovehoney.com $169.99
This app-controlled sex toy vibrates, warms and pulses, and you can control just how much with over 64 combinations of those functions. Each use will make you feel like you’re getting to know a brand new toy. Play alone or with a partner, either way you end up winning.
Mystery Vibe Crescendo Mystery Vibe lovehoney.com $149.99
If you haven’t tried a Mystery Vibe, you’re missing out. Unlike traditional vibrators, this one custom bends at various angles to pleasure anyone’s anatomy, just the way you like it. No, seriously: It has 12 patterns and 16 intensity levels, so you can really experiment using the remote control.
b-Vibe Petite Remote Control Rechargeable Blue Vibrating Rimming Butt Plug B-Vibe lovehoney.com $144.99
Want to experiment with anal play? Look no further than this remote control sex toy, which has a rotating-bead feature to create a rimming sensation that feels (kinda) like the real thing. Give control to your partner (literally), or—since this is your butt, after all—speed the vibration up slowly on your own. Just remember: lube.
We-Vibe Wand we-vibe we-vibe.com
Give your clit the love it deserves with this remote-controlled couples’ vibrator. It comes with ten vibration modes and two playful attachments you can use for some next-level fun.
Uprize Remote Control Realistic Vibrating Dildo
Uprize Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Uprize lovehoney.com $39.00
If you think about it, a vibrating dildo is a really smart thing to have a remote control for. Because who wants to reach out around to push buttons on something while it’s inside you? Have fun watching your partner go crazy as you control the pulsing intensity, or have even more fun penetrating yourself.
Maia Max Thrusting Dildo
Thrusting Dildo Maia Max wildflowersex.com $130.00
Here’s another vibrating dildo option, because why not? This one allows for handheld or suction-cup-assisted play, making penetrative solo sex easier.
“It can also be a great addition to partnered or group sex,” says Boyajian. “The remote is simple and easy to use—and has a whopping 30-foot range.”